Five Reasons Why Women Should Be Feared: Number Two

#2 Women Will Bring About The End!

"I can't wait to get outa' here so I can put this foot up your ass."

So, far we’ve established that women can get away with violent crimes because of the fluctuations in their hormones, that they commit those violent crimes because of their loss of reality, and that those same dangerous criminals who are bullet proof in a court of law, as long as they wait until their period, will take over the world. Just like any exchange of power there is to be a great bloody battle between two opposing forces, the men and the women. The men have the Marine Corps, Army Infantry, all the Special Forces of the world, and logic. What is it that the women have? An entire hardened criminal army spawned by them to do their bidding.

Step One to Raising a Hardened Criminal Army:Have a vagina (ask your doctor if you don’t know).

Step Two to Raising a Hardened Criminal Army:Have a baby without knowing it.

and then take it out of the toilet.

Step Three to Raising a Hardened Criminal Army: Choose to raise it by yourself!

Statistics gathered by the Separated Parenting Access & Resource Center aka SPARC say that:

85% of all children that exhibit behavioral disorders come from fatherless homes
Center for Disease Control

80% of rapists motivated with displaced anger come from fatherless homes
Criminal Justice and Behavior, Vol. 14, p. 403-26

70% of juveniles in state operated institutions come from fatherless homes
U.S. Dept. of Justice, Special Report Sept., 1988

85% of all youths sitting in prisons grew up in a fatherless home
Fulton County Georgia jail populations & Texas Dept. of Corrections, 1992

Phase 1 of my master plan: complete

According to Mike Bergman in his article for the US Census Bureau in 2006 9% of households are run by single parents with 80% of that 9% being women. That makes 10.4 million families run by a single woman. That number has nearly doubled since 1970. So, if it takes 36 years to double the number of single parent homes, by the year 2199, when women will take over, it will be 288%, with 80% of those families women. With the failing economy, it would be impossible to uphold justice with 288% of all families raising criminals. Prisons will spill over with the morally corrupt, the good will be swallowed by the caged rage of the wicked, up will become down, East will become West, and good music will become good again! Here to support this, the Ghostbusters:

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2 responses to “Five Reasons Why Women Should Be Feared: Number Two

  1. I agree with you whole-heartedly on the part that some women are wildly irresponsible with their reproductive parts. There’s a place, it’s called Planned Parenthood. They’ll throw birth control pills at you. In fact, if you are a single mother who just had a child in the hospital, they make a major attempt to convince you to get the shot. You know, the shot, has the potential to render you infertile for life.

    Personally, as a wife, a mother, and a women with functioning reproductive parts, I can tell you that you have to be a real dumbass to get knocked up unintentionally. When I was actually trying to get pregnant, it took me three months.

    Babies destroy lives. I’m not kidding. I love my little hell spawn (and he is), but I can’t say that I went on living the way I did. I chose to have my son, and I accepted the responsibility of raising a child. Single mothers often do not, and are openly resentful of this child that is ruining their life.

    Should’ve thought about that before you spread your legs, honey. I have no pity for you.

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